Poor girl...

I'll start this blog off with this picture of a girl I saw in one of my classes at school yesterday(Yes, I'm a college student.) So....wtf is happening here. No, no but really let's break this down from the top to the bottom. The poor girl is wearing a black zip-up sweatshirt with tigers, flowers, sticks, trees and some type of creepy chupacabra animal on it. Now maybe it has some sentimental value to her or whatever, but she should keep it in the house...it's hideous. Moving on to the baby blue "I'm a hippie from medieval times" skirt. Honey, gypsy skirts came back for like a month in 1999. It's 2010 let's get a handle on things. Now to the winning item of the outfit. I mean who DOESN'T love neon red velvet flat boots? In all seriousness, I would like to know where she found these bizarre pieces of hell. Besides the fact that these boots need to be burned for multiple reasons (heel-less being the least of the problems), the person who created them needs to be put away. I can't say anymore because I could go on for hours but just let the picture do the talking.

"If you are not in fashion, you are nobody." -Lord Chesterfield